Thursday, April 07, 2011

Obama Gets Four More Years, Easy!

Here is why I'm not at all worried about President Obama winning a 2nd term.

According to the most recent NBC/WSJ Poll, these are the "candidates" that the Republicans who responded think are better qualified than Obama to lead America.

Let's take a look at them 1 by 1.


Not only is "Mitt" a stupid fucking name, it's not even his first name. His first name is "Willard".

But stupid name aside, he's a Mormon. Just like Glenn Beck. when it comes to completely whacked out bizzaro doctrines, Mormonism is is just barely one small step above Scientology. Do the majority of Americans really want a President who believes in crazy shit like this?

He's the best they have to offer and he can't even get the support of 25% his own party? How the fuck is he going to get 51% of the entire country? He can't and he won't.



He may be 2nd in the overall GOP rankings, but he actually polls as the #1 choice of the Teabaggers. Mostly because of his recent sucking up to the batshit crazy and racist birthers.

Plus, in this economy, I don't think that the majority of American voters can punch a ballot for a filthy rich, greedy, self-promoting ego-whore who is most famous for telling people "YOU'RE FIRED!".



He's an evangelical, Southern Baptist minister who worked as a staffer for televangelist James Robison.

"Huckabee has stated, "Politics are totally directed by worldview. That's why when people say, 'We ought to separate politics from religion,' I say to separate the two is absolutely impossible'."

The majority of Americans don't want this country to become a Theocracy with some twisted, fundamentalist Christian, Leviticus-based version of Sharia Law being imposed by the President.



We may be just over 24 hours away from a complete shut down of the government because Democrats and Republicans can't agree on a budget.

If that happens, the news stories will constantly remind people of the last person responsible for a government shut down. Newt Gingrich.

Not to mention the fact that he was a Vietnam Draft Dodger, served his 1st wife with divorce papers while she was dying of cancer in the hospital, and blamed his infidelity with a campaign staffer on his patriotism.

Oh yeah. That's a Role Model.



The Incoherent, Imbecilic, Rambling, Quitter!

The rest of these ignorant fucktards don't even warrant further comment.





The entire Republican party is fragmented, in disarray, and is actively pandering to the most ignorant, fundamentalist, delusional, bigoted, lowest common denominator of America's NASCAR-loving, trailer-trash masses.

It is inconceivable that any of these fools could ever be put in charge of such a great country.


ParkvilleMom said...

Love it!

kcmeesha said...

the question is why would you want obama to get a second term? is it because he is a pussy, can't negotiate, didn't fulfill his promises, extended and expanded bush's policies or because he bombed libya? I mean outside voting against republicans,is there any other special reason?

Xavier Onassis said...

ParkvilleMom - Thanks!

kcmeesha - Because he is more intelligent, more deliberate, more thoughtful, more careful than any of the ignorant, knee-jerk, partisan, pandering, political hacks that the Republicans are coughing up in an effort to bring back Bush/Cheney.

My only dissappointment in Obama is not that he went too far, but that he didn't have the balls to go far enough.

But I'll be Goddamned if I will condemn this country to a return to the Republican, unfettered Free Market policies that have submerged us into the economic Hell we are in today.

I prefer to keep swimming up to the surface.

kcmeesha said...

again, you are voting AGAINST republicans, while admitting that obama is a gutless liar.he didn't go far enough because he didn't even go. he hasn't done anything he least republicans who didn't like their politicians went and got a different,even stupider set of republicans to replace them.obama can be thoughtful and intelligent but what he does is no different than what his retarded predecessor did.after he bombed libya, he cannot be least bush pretended that he had some reason to go to iraq, he cared enough to make some shit up. obama can't even do that.

tacitus said...

Fun fact: Huckabee (as governor) paroled a serial rapist that raped then killed a friend of mine. To this day, the mere mention of his name irritates me.

Xavier Onassis said...

kcmeesha - Better to tread water in a stagnant sea than be sucked back into a whirlpool of stupidity, willfull ignorance and deliberate deciept.

Joe said...

I think Obama wins by default. To me, he's been nothing but a disappointment. We should already be out of Gitmo, Iraq and Afganistan. But we remain. And now Libya, which is none of our goddamn business. I live in California, so my state going for Obama is assured. And I'll probably hold my nose and vote for him again. But he's a disappointment.

Midtown Miscreant said...

worst president and biggest disappointment since Carter. Ten pounds of bull shit in a Gucci bag. The GOP wins the election if they put up a moderate and steer clear of Palin. Much as I hate to admit it, I wish Hillary had won.

I Travel for JOOLS said...

At this point, there's only one person that can beat Obama (besides Christie if he would run) and that's Obama himself. And, he might just do it.

Old Fart said...

Wipe your chin XO. The only deliberate thing Obama has done is deliberately continue expanding the powers of the office and to purposefully hide as much shit as possible from the citizens. Exactly like Bush, except with a (D).

Nick said...

To her credit, at least Michele Bachmann realizes she's stupid.

Anonymous said...

Obama will probably get a second term

I wonder how much deeper into debt he will get us and how many more wars he will get us in?

He has three going now...and, yes, Afganistan and Iraq are his now, escpecially since he sent MORE troops to Afghanistan...and has already bothed the new one.

I think WAR is the permanent state of the American state now, and National Bankruptcy will soon be inevitiable.

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emawkc said...

XO, you're right that Obama will be elected, but you're wrong on the reasons why.

The simple truth is that Obama works for Goldman Sachs, and Goldman Sachs decides who gets to be president. The election process is nothing more than a reality show with a pre-arranged outcome designed to make people like you believe they have a choice in the matter.