Friday, May 06, 2011

Friday Food Truck Fiesta

So I stopped by Food Truck Friday tonight on my way home from the office.

I don't really understand food trucks and they just look unsanitary to me. I won't eat food from a truck. Seems to me that if you have a restaurant and your food is any good, the people will come to you and you won't have to get in a truck and chase customers down on the street.

@Ms_Nene, the most annoying fucking person on twitter was there with her Goddamned cup cakes!

Apparently nobody wanted coffee...

...or subscriptions to the KC Star.

I did run into quite a few old friends. It's amazing who you run into when you actually leave your house.

@m_toast was there (on the right) with a friend of hers. Didn't catch the friend's name.

@MarianLiberryan was there!

As was @average_jane

The Magical Meatball Tour was there.

With owners and proprietors Venus Van Horn and Ceasar Reyes.

But for me, the stars of the show were @chimpotle and @kcmeesha.

@kcmeesha got some sort of pulled pork sandwich.

While @chimpotle got something called a Torta Ahogada.

They seemed to enjoy their selections.

Completely oblivious to the homeless guy on the bench in the background watching them gorge themselves.

@kcmeesha seemed to be hypnotized my watching @chimpotle inhale his massive meat meal.

He was so enthralled that he felt compelled to record the moment for posterity.

I present it here, with his assumed permission for your enjoyment or disgust or both.


Chimpotle said...

I regret nothing

Xavier Onassis said...

You say that now. Get back to us after that first, big, drizzly shit in the morning.

kcmeesha said...

Nothing I will ever write can beat the line about the cupcakes. I might as well shut down my blog.I've been laughing since 4AM.

Midtown Miscreant said...

the hobo in the background of the chimp and ruskie pics, now thats some Ansel Adams type photoging.

Donna said...

Everybody who is ANYBODY was there, apparently! Those guys sure did make it appear that the food was delicious, whether it was or not.

Tim (Drunk-Monkey) Marks said...

anything accompanied by Yakkity Sax is the funniest fucking thing ever

Poodles said...

I'd eat that! Most of it... I'm not afraid of food from a truck unless it's some creepy old guy in a Jeep with a popcorn bucket in his lap asking if I want some "meat". :-P