Friday, June 10, 2011

Alabama Is An Illegal Immigrant Magnet?!? Seriously?!?


"Alabama governor signs tough new immigration law"

"(CNN) -- Alabama's governor has signed what he billed as tough illegal immigration legislation, requiring police to check the status of anyone they suspect may be in the country illegally when stopped for another reason."


This makes no fucking sense.

Who are these illegal Mexicans invading Alabama?

I mean, look at a U.S. map. If I'm in Mexico, I would have to cross the U.S. border into Texas, travel east across a HUGE expanse of Texas, and pass through Louisiana and Mississippi in order to get to Alabama.

1.) Why the fuck wouldn't I just stay in Texas?
2.) New Orleans or Baton Rouge are way more appealing than anything in Alabama.
3.) Mississippi...OK, I get that. Keep going.
4.) Alabama? Seriously? I've come this far, why would I stop in Alabama when I could travel just a little bit farther and be in fucking Florida!?! Once in Florida I could just tell everyone I'm Cuban and blend right in. I'm home free. Alabama?

Does the Governor of Alabama think that his new draconian legislation makes Alabama any less appealing to immigrants than the rampant poverty and racism they already have going for them?

Nothing about this makes any sense.

Unless, this is nothing but Republican grandstanding and pandering to it's illiterate, bigoted, right wing, paranoid electorate in a cheap and transparent attempt to garner redneck votes in the next election.

The it would make perfect sense.

11 comments:

emawkc said...

Couple of questions: Can you remember the last time you were in Alabama? Have you ever been to Alabama? Do you ever plan on going to Alabama?

If the answer to any of these is "no" or "maybe" then you shouldn't really care about what the governor of Alabama does about his potentially fictional illegal aliens.

Fiery said...

it's also a "legitimate" reason for the pigs... er... cops to harass people that piss them off. Welcome to "show me yer papers". Yay fascism.

Weaubleau said...

It is because the president is a ni*clang* and the stupid rednecks are afraid.

I Travel for JOOLS said...

I think the illegals from Alabama should all move to Independence.

Superdave said...

It's another law that is a joke along with all the other immigration laws.

Big business whats the workers from Mexico because they will work for cheaper wages and do things most Americans won't.

The Mexicans have the best paperhangers going for getting false ID so hard to figure out who can and who can't be here.

Xavier Onassis said...

emawkc - Yes, I have been to Alabama, not that it really matters. I care because Alabama is part of the United States and redneck governors don't get to set their own foreign policy. That whole "sovereign state" bullshit got settled in the Civil War.

Fiery - Exactly. People who are in this country are presumed to be citizens of this country and the burden of proof is on the government to prove otherwise.

Jools - I'd be OK with that. I doubt that there are more than half a dozen of them. But even if there are more, I don't care. I'm not afraid of them. The ones I've seen that may or may not have been here illegally were working there fucking asses off. More than any natural born citizen I've ever seen. I suspect that at the end of the day, they are way too tired to be up to any mischielf.

Superdave - Very true. I don't see any of those 9% unemployed American citizens lining up demanding jobs replacing roofs or working in the farm fields. They're all holding out for that overpaid middle-management job.

Midtown Miscreant said...

Jools we have plenty already in Independence, thank you very much. As for those roofing jobs, you speak out your own cubicle occupying ass. The construction trades have been one of the hardest hit industries due to illegal workers. I spent 9 years from 2000-2009 hauling lumber to job sites. Illegals in construction work for about half as much as skilled americans. I know alot of guys who were put out of business, lost jobs to illegals. Before you claim the American worker is just over priced, keep in mind that those undocumented roofing crews pay no tax for the most part. While I understand the desire for a better life, its hard to condone ruining someone else to get it.

Anonymous said...

Your job as a future mother is to learn the god's ways and to help your child understand despite the negative reinforcement and conditioning of today's society. Without consciousous parents the child will have no hope, and may even exaserbate their disfavor by becoming corrupted in today's environment.
Your ultimate goal is to fix your relationship wiith the gods and move on. You don't want to be comfortable here, and the changes in Western society in the last 100 years has achieved just that.
1000 years with Jesus is the consolation prize. Don't be deceived into thinking that is the goal.

The gods tempt people for which they are most weak. Artificial Intelligence will create desire in people's minds for the following sins:::
1. Alcohol
2. Drugs
3. Preditory "earning"
4. Homosexuality
5. Gambling
6. Something for nothing/irresponsibility (xtianity)
7. Polygamy/superiority over women/misogyny (Islam)
Much like the other prophets Mohhamed (polygamy/superiority over women/misogyny) and Jesus (forgiveness/savior), the gods use me for temptation as well. In today's modern society they feel people are most weak for popular culture/sensationalism, and the clues date back to WorldWarII and Unit731:TSUSHOGO, the Chinese Holocaust.
It has been discussed that, similar to the Matrix concept, the gods will offer a REAL "Second Coming of Christ", while the "fake" Second Coming will come at the end and follow New Testiment scripture and their xtian positioning. I may be that real Second Coming.
What I teach is the god's true way. It is what is expected of people, and only those who follow this truth will be eligible to ascend into heaven as children in a future life. They offered this event because the masses have just enough time to work on and fix their relationship with the gods and ascend, to move and grow past Planet Earth, before the obligatory xtian "consolation prize" of "1000 years with Jesus on Earth" begins.

The Prince of Darkness, battling the gods over the souls of the Damned.
It is the gods who have created this environment and led people into Damnation with temptation. The god's positioning proves they work to prevent people's understanding.
How often is xtian dogma wrong? Expect it is about the Lucifer issue as well.
The fallen god, fighting for justice for the disfavored, banished to Earth as the fallen angel?
I believe much as the Noah's Flood event, the end of the world will be initiated by revelry among the people. It will be positioned to be sanctioned by the gods and led for "1000 years with Jesus on Earth".
In light of modern developments this can entail many pleasures:::Medicine "cures" aging, the "manufacture" of incredible beauty via cloning as sex slaves, free (synthetic) cocaine, etc.
Somewhere during the 1000 years the party will start to "die off", literally. Only those who maintain chaste, pure lifestyles, resisting these temptations, will survive the 1000 years. Condemned to experience another epoch of planet's history for their ignorant pursuit of xtianity, they will be the candidates used to (re)colonize (the next) Planet Earth, condemned to relive the misery experienced by the peasantry during history due to their failure to ascend into heaven before the Apocalypse.
Never forget:::It is not a house of Jesus.
If this concept of Lucifer is true another role of this individual may be to initiate disfavor and temptation among this new poulation, the proverbial "apple" of this Garden of Eden. A crucial figure in the history of any planet, he begins the process of deterioration and decay that leads civilizations to where Planet Earth remains today.
Which one is it? Probably both:::
One transitions into the other, allowing the gods to wash their hands of obligation to their Chosen One.

You are faced with a lifetime to work and prepare for your next chance. Too many will waste this time working, etc.

Midtown Miscreant said...

sumbitch.....See what happens to your heathen ass when you try to box with god. You've fell victim to a Jesus drive by.

Poodles said...

I love when the Jesus drive-by's can't get the gender correct.

So X, when you are a mother. Although I think you would make one fugly woman.

Logtar said...

I feel dirty commenting after a drive by.

Lets see... there are illegal immigrants in ALL state of the nation, go to any mall, then go to the food court, then take a peek at the kitchen and voila!