Friday, May 05, 2006

Kennedy Entering Rehab


I'm sorry. I'm a little slow sometimes.

This is news how? There is ALWAYS a Kennedy in rehab somewhere. It's what they do. It's a family tradition. Like those football games at Kennebunkport. Or getting assasinated. Or flying your plane into the ocean.

Seems like there was even another Kennedy who got into some sort of car accident back in the 60s. I remember there was a lot of confusion about exactly what happened. Maybe some allegations of preferential treatment by the authorities. Which one was it again? Oh yeah, now I remember. It was his DAD!

Here is another blockbuster Kennedy related headline for all of you lazy ass journalists out there:

"Rose Kennedy owned, and often wore, a black dress! Film at 11!"

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