Monday, March 19, 2007

Pentagon: Gitmo detainee confesses in Cole bombing

Wow! The confessions are just rolling in!! I think we now have a suspect in custody and confessions on file for every act of terrorism comitted against us in the last 30 years!

Turns out Osama bin Laden was just the media spokesperson for al Queda and didn't really plan any terrorist attacks at all.

Thanks God our crack (smoking) intelligence community finally rounded up all the bad guys!

I know I'll rest a lot easier!

1 comment:

crse said...

Ok maybe i lost my patriotic trust, but all these confessions scare the crap out of me. Im just suspicious. Mightily suspicious.