Monday, March 19, 2007

Study Finds One-Third in D.C. Illiterate

I think I know where a whole bunch of them are.

My sources tell me that this is like a large, assisted-living, group home where many of the illiterates are housed during the day so as not to disturb the tourists with their goon-babble.

This man has been identified as the King of the Illiterates.

The entire surrounding area has been cordoned off and declared a "Fact Free Zone".

1 comment:

crse said...

Ahhh thats beautiful. Sounds like it could have come straight out of one of my favorite books The "I hate George W Bush Reader". Stuff like this cheers a body up on a monday.