You want racing?
THIS is racing!
I can see myself participating in this sport at many levels.
I could be an owner. Have a stable full of fillies. Drop down just before the big race with a bit of encouragement. Slip them some sugar cubes and apples for energy. Inspect their fetlocks. Give them a good slap on the hindquarters for good luck.
Or, maybe I could be a trainer? Instilling discipline. Carrot and the stick. That sort of thing. Bringing out the best in the athletes. Only using the riding crop and bridle when absolutely necessary.
I suppose if all else fails, I could always be a jockey.
A 6'2", 225 lb jockey.
The Sport Of Kings. Isn't that what they call it?
It's good to be King!
BTW, tip o' the crown to Joe from whom I shamelessly poached this video clip!