Tuesday, September 25, 2007

I couldn't have said it better myself...

I don't always like Bill Maher. Usually his snarkiness overpowers whatever point he is trying to make.

Plus the guy doesn't seem to be in favor of breast feeding in public.

GAY!

A tit is a tit!


And apparently, a boob is a boob! Leave it to Hugo Chavez to fuck up a Hooter moment.

Personally, this is how I roll.


Plus, Maher's a vegetarian! Apologies to Spyder, Satyavati and whoever. But I've always felt that if The Big Sky Daddy didn't want us to eat the animals, then he shouldn't have fucking made them out of MEAT!


As an aside, did you know that the word "vegan" is not a modern construct as most people assume.

No. It's not.

It's actually an ancient Native American word.

Yes. It is.

It means "Bad Hunter".

But, I digress.

Here is Bill Maher on Articles of Faith. Watch. Listen. Learn. Discuss amongst yourselves.

7 comments:

Stinkbait Boucher said...

Rationalism. Just because I'm right doesn't mean I'm wrong.

I smell bumper stickers!!

SmedRock said...

Hey! I have magic underpants!

crse said...

I think i might have used the magic underpants line as a pick up before. I cant remember if it worked. You know that billboard never gets old for me right?

satyavati said...

Someday I would like for you to do a one-line summary of my blog for me. Just because.

It'll go far to ease the sense of revulsion I feel at being lumped in the same category with Bill Maher-even if it's just about being a vegetarian.

Xavier Onassis said...

crse - you DID use that line and it worked on me.

satyavati - my apologies! LOL!

Spyder said...

No worries!

thepaintman said...

I remembered why I don't listen to Bill Maher.