In regards to my tax situation, I've received several fundraising suggestions.
Spyder thought I should offer my services as a pool boy and even offered to buy an inflatable pool and hire me.
crse suggested fundraising via a PayPal widget thingy on my blog that would allow people to donate money to keep me out of a Federal Pound Me In The Ass Prison. I may actually do this. What the hell, right?
nightmare suggested a rent party. Possible. I have some ideas.
kc sponge offered to take a look at "my stuff". That's not really a revenue opportunity. Just an opportunity to show sponge "my stuff". Which I would totally do. But I digress.
However, poodles had the simplest suggestion. That I should just pimp myself out.
So, with gratitude to Greg for the introduction, I present my new pimp.
He my baby daddy!
All parties interested in having their way with me should call Willie at 816-298-0420.
"For parties of 10 or more, an 18% reach-around gratuity will be added to the ticket for your convenience.