Sunday, April 06, 2008

Why I Blog!

(Apologies to Frank Capra)

Every blogger has a unique motivation.

Some blog to promote under-appreciated arts.

Others blog to right injustices and make the world a better place.

I know at least one Quixotic blogger who champions absolutely hopeless causes.

There are those who blog to influence the political process. Some to further progressive causes, others to drag the world back into McCartheyism and Cold War paranoia.


This is why I blog.

And maybe some of this.

Can there be any greater reward?

I think not.

God bless this great country.

Don't let the terrorists win.

Pop one out.

For Freedom.


meesha.v said...

I posed for the top picture and I am the only one who can read the inscription but that's besides the point. Your blog is not only ushering peace on Earth it's also fighting global warming. Thank you on behalf of all mankind.

Xavier Onassis said...

You are most welcome, comrade!

Мир и большие груди, мой друг!

Anonymous said...

Wait? Am I missing something? You blog for boobs? Im way ok with that buddy. Im just feeling it out (OUCH SORRY COULD NOT RESIST!!!). Seriously, whatever your motivation, you keep us coming back sir...

emawkc said...

Is it a bit nipply in here?

Stinkbait Boucher said...

So you're saving up for a sex change?

This is how you tell us?

Respect, man. Respect.

Xavier Onassis said...

crse - "You blog for boobs?" Of course!! I'm a man. Every single thing we do is for boobs.

The only reason any man ever stops eating, scratching and farting or develops any rudimentary social skills long enough to hold down a job is so that we can:

1. Afford to go to titty bars where we can see boobies.

2. Rent hookers so we can play with their boobies.

3. Get a girlfriend or a wife so we can play with their boobies.

I can't believe I have to tell you that.

Am I the only man you know? LOL!

Well Hell Michelle said...

I'm glad my boobs were noticed, even though I was just trying to show the shirt :)

And Stinkbait's comment made me almost spit water on my keyboard.