Anybody Want A Harmless, Cuddly, Clown?
For some reason, my normally rational daughter has developed an irrational fear of clowns.
I blame Stephen King.
and John Wayne Gacy...
and other gratuitously creepy,
evil,
clowns.
So, who wants him?
Free to a good home!
Trained to sleep all night and not wake up and conspire with your other closet-toys to kill you in your sleep.
Just let me know if you are interested.
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5 comments:
EEEKKKK!!!!
In the words of Bart Simpson "Can't sleep, clown is gonna kill me"
And I don't freak over clowns, but Tim Curry + Stephen Kings writing = one scary ass MFing clown!
it's the new "in-thing" to be afraid of clowns.
*rolls eyes*
looks like an adorable clown. will you be hand delivering? In full XO regalia? shaved head, goattee, black t-shirt, tight jeans, leather boots. I'll take 'im off your hands. But I leave for Oz in 2 weeks, so make it a rush delivery mkay?
;)
Fiery - I wouldn't want to spoil your (very flattering) fantasy by replacing it with (a very dissapointing) reality.
Maybe I should just force/shove/stuff the clown into a FedEx envelope.
LOL!
Once, during spring break, I bought beers for a couple of guys dressed as clowns to follow a friend that was scared of clowns. They followed him for three blocks after he left the bar. Best $20 I ever spent.
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