For some reason, my normally rational daughter has developed an irrational fear of clowns.
I blame Stephen King.
and John Wayne Gacy...
and other gratuitously creepy,
So, who wants him?
Free to a good home!
Trained to sleep all night and not wake up and conspire with your other closet-toys to kill you in your sleep.
Just let me know if you are interested.
1 hour ago