Sunday, May 11, 2008

Anybody Want A Harmless, Cuddly, Clown?

For some reason, my normally rational daughter has developed an irrational fear of clowns.

I blame Stephen King.

and John Wayne Gacy...

and other gratuitously creepy,



So, who wants him?

Free to a good home!

Trained to sleep all night and not wake up and conspire with your other closet-toys to kill you in your sleep.

Just let me know if you are interested.


Poodles said...


Nuke said...

In the words of Bart Simpson "Can't sleep, clown is gonna kill me"

And I don't freak over clowns, but Tim Curry + Stephen Kings writing = one scary ass MFing clown!

Fiery said...

it's the new "in-thing" to be afraid of clowns.

*rolls eyes*

looks like an adorable clown. will you be hand delivering? In full XO regalia? shaved head, goattee, black t-shirt, tight jeans, leather boots. I'll take 'im off your hands. But I leave for Oz in 2 weeks, so make it a rush delivery mkay?


Xavier Onassis said...

Fiery - I wouldn't want to spoil your (very flattering) fantasy by replacing it with (a very dissapointing) reality.

Maybe I should just force/shove/stuff the clown into a FedEx envelope.


LP Cards Fan said...

Once, during spring break, I bought beers for a couple of guys dressed as clowns to follow a friend that was scared of clowns. They followed him for three blocks after he left the bar. Best $20 I ever spent.