Sunday, May 11, 2008

Anybody Want A Harmless, Cuddly, Clown?



For some reason, my normally rational daughter has developed an irrational fear of clowns.

I blame Stephen King.



and John Wayne Gacy...


and other gratuitously creepy,


evil,


clowns.



So, who wants him?

Free to a good home!

Trained to sleep all night and not wake up and conspire with your other closet-toys to kill you in your sleep.

Just let me know if you are interested.

5 comments:

Poodles said...

EEEKKKK!!!!

Anonymous said...

In the words of Bart Simpson "Can't sleep, clown is gonna kill me"

And I don't freak over clowns, but Tim Curry + Stephen Kings writing = one scary ass MFing clown!

Fiery said...

it's the new "in-thing" to be afraid of clowns.

*rolls eyes*

looks like an adorable clown. will you be hand delivering? In full XO regalia? shaved head, goattee, black t-shirt, tight jeans, leather boots. I'll take 'im off your hands. But I leave for Oz in 2 weeks, so make it a rush delivery mkay?

;)

Xavier Onassis said...

Fiery - I wouldn't want to spoil your (very flattering) fantasy by replacing it with (a very dissapointing) reality.

Maybe I should just force/shove/stuff the clown into a FedEx envelope.

LOL!

LP Cards Fan said...

Once, during spring break, I bought beers for a couple of guys dressed as clowns to follow a friend that was scared of clowns. They followed him for three blocks after he left the bar. Best $20 I ever spent.