Tuesday, August 05, 2008

Missouri Primary Election Results


The Hip Suburban White Guy is THE FIRST TO REPORT that Democrats have SWEPT every single Democratic Primary race across the state!

This is a LANDSLIDE VICTORY for the Democrats!

This completely changes the landscape of Democratic politics!

Truly, a historic moment.

You heard it here first.

3 comments:

meesha.v said...

how come the ass of the ass is facing Kansas City, is that some kind of secret democratic symbolism?

Xavier Onassis said...

meesha - yes. the ass is the most powerful part of the ass. that is why it is pointed at the most powerful part of missouri.

SmedRock said...

That would explain the smell, and the weather going backwards for the last couple of days.