The Periodic Table of Awesoments
(click to embiggenate for readabilityness)"In the 300 B.C., years before the birth of black Jesus, Aristole postulated that all good things were made of "win." That was a pretty good guess, but he was drunk and probably also having an orgy. Modern day awesominers know there are actually 118 fundamental "awesoments" that compose all good things. The Periodic table of Awesoments can be a very useful tool. It's designed to show the relationships between awesoments, and often one can even predict how awesoments interact simply by their positions on the table."
Many thanks to io9 who acquired it from dapperstache.
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I'm printing that out at work to remind me of all the awesome around me.
Okay, just wait a minute here. This guy is saying that Ghosts have a heavier awesomic weight than Ninjas? And just how can Penguins have a heavier awesomic weight than Bacon.
I think this guy needs to show his work. This chart is suspect.
Freaking hilarious! Although I'm pretty sure I should be on there somewhere ;)
Thanks dude, you made my day. If I did x-mas cards this would SO be on the front!
huh
May - You should have been the very first, primal awesomeent. The one from which all of the later, lesser awesoments were formed.
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