I'll play along with your stupid fucking meme.
"Tell you what, we’ll just create one, call it the Flashback meme: post your last sentence from the last post for each month of 2011."
I had to cheat a little as some of my last posts for the month were all photos with no text. In those cases I picked the last one of the month that I actually said anything. OK, here goes!
Jan: "Now, if you'll excuse me, there's half of a ham and beef combo in the fridge calling my name."
Feb: "Yes, even yours."
Mar: "Put "Mother Nature" back in control and quit buying boats for Vets."
Apr: "How does that sound?"
May: "But sometimes you just have to see a thing for yourself and lend your support in whatever way you can."
Jun: "Then it would make perfect sense."
Jul: "DISCLAIMER: The lowest bidder with the biggest tits who promises a "happy finish" will be given first priority in the formal review process."
Aug: "Good day."
Sep: "Join us!"
Oct: "Join me and @NobleRot of Three O'Clock in the Morning for lunch at Swagger around 12:30 today."
Nov: "They are ignorant, intolerant, idiots who, under no circumstances, can be allowed to hold positions of power at any level."
Dec: "Bone a Petite."
It goes without saying that July was my favorite.