A Year of XO

I got this meme from Spyder. It's snowing, I'm bored and mostly uninspired, so what the heck. I can do this.

Rules are simple enough: Paste the first line of your first post for each month, starting with January 2007.

January
"I was flipping around on the cable and just happened to catch the last 15 minutes of Erin Brockovich."

February
"I've been following an incredibly fascinating series of Discovery Channel and National Geographic programs looking for historical and archeaological evidence of biblical stories."

March
"Ok. Not THAT kind of whore."

April
"All good things must come to an end."

May
"Remember how relieved we all were when the war in Iraq finally ended 4 years ago?"

June
"I may just turn my sight into a redirect to this guy."

July
"Scoot, from Living In The Scoot Utopia is walking from Liberty to Olathe today, right now, with the goal of breaking the 40 miles in 1 day threshold."

August
"It's Wednesday! Time for Red State Updates!"

September
"Always read your contract."

October
"Just got back from the latest blogger meet up at Charley Hooper's."

November
"I couldn't find a video clip of him doing this live on stage, but I found a clip that someone put WAY too much time and effort into that fits the audio pretty well."

December
"On Huckabee!"