Seymour Butz (1575 -1632), The Temptation of the Reach Around, 1627, Oil on canvas, 91 cm x 77 cm, @ Djicksmuseum, Amsterdamnit
In the Jewish faith, The Guf is the Well of Souls, the source from which all new children are born.
In the movie The Seventh Sign, the uber-creepy Jurgen Prochnow explains to the sexy-pregnant Demi Moore that "the Guf is empty". There are no more souls available. Her child will be the first child to be born without a soul. The Anti-Christ.
That is the trigger for the opening of The Seven Seals of Revelations and the end of the world.
Well, my Guf is empty. I got nuthin'.
I've become the slightly creepy and ancient next door neighbor who keeps telling you the same stories over and over again. Between stories I tend to spontaneously yell "HEY YOU KIDS! GET AWAY FROM THERE! I'M CALLING THE POLICE!"
I'll come up with an idea for a post and then do a search on my blog and find out that I already posted about that.
Fuck me running!
What really sucks ass is that the previous post is generally a lot more clever and edgier than what I had planned to say this time around. I'm deteriorating.
Oh wait! I see where I left that post with a teaser about my appearance in "Adam at Six A.M."
Holy shit! I guess The Guf has at least one more soul in it.
CANCEL ARMAGEDDON! NEW POST COMING!!
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