McCain * Palin - “Original Mavericks”

I love the fact that McCain and Palin are campaigning as two "mavericks" who buck the system, upset the apple carts, and chart their own course! The Republican party has never been so enthused and energized!

What The Fucking Fuck?

Question: Why was the Right Wing so dead set against McCain in the first place?

Answer: BECAUSE HE WAS A FUCKING MAVERICK!

They couldn't count on McCain to tow the party line, to loyally salute the GOP flag and blindly support whatever wrong-headed agenda they happened to be shoving down America's craw.

He had voted against the President too many times! He couldn't be trusted! Because he committed The Cardinal Republican Sin...sometimes, he actually made up his own fucking mind about issues and voted accordingly.

BLASPHEMER! APOSTATE!

Republicans aren't supposed to think! They aren't supposed to analyse data or question authority!

That's for those gay, Birkenstock-wearing, wine-sipping, cheese-nibbling, wife-swapping, tree-hugging, French-speaking, Volvo-driving, intellectual-elitist, terrorist-coddling, Liberal DEMOCRATS (spit)!

NO! Republicans are supposed to start their day with a download of Karl Rove Approved Talking Points and regurgitate as necessary. Ya know, the same way ya learned The Bible!



The Republican Establishment has HATED John McCain for years because they didn't think he was "one of them". He wasn't "on board". Wasn't following "the program".

And he wasn't. Until this election campaign.

He realized that being his own man, being a "maverick" didn't work for him in 2000 for all of the reasons I just mentioned. He couldn't win the support of his own party. They went with the incredibly intellectually stunted and easily manipulated Shrub instead.



But now, in the most incredible but completely unsurprising display of hypocrisy the world has ever seen, the Republican Establishment is enthusiastically whipping up a frenzy of support for their very own "John McCain! Maverick! Agent of Change!"

Horse.



Shit.

They swallowed John McCain's primary win with all the enthusiasm of a ruffied bimbo at a porn booth glory hole going down on some smelly wino cock.
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Now they are proclaiming it's the best thing they've ever tasted and everyone else should gobble it up too! YUM!

Watching the Republicans rally around McCain and Palin because they are "mavericks" is one of the most intellectually and historically laughable circus side shows I've ever seen.

What a bunch of buffoons.

It's embarrassing.

Palin's Pentecostal Past

From CNN.

"For decades, Sarah Palin went to church with people who spoke in tongues and believed in faith healing and the "end times." Her former pastor says the Pentecostal past of the GOP vice presidential nominee may now be being downplayed to avoid misunderstanding. But the pastor, Tim McGraw, says he's sure religion influences Palin's policy-making"

Yeah. I want someone with THAT world view to be a heartbeat away from the most powerful position on earth.

Don't speak Russian? Try speaking "tongues". I'm sure that the United States issuing a mandate that all of the translators at the United Nations learn "tongues" will boost our standing in the world.

While we're at it, "goon-babble" might be a good language skill for them to acquire.

Jesus Fucking Christ!

This bitch is crazier than a shit-house rat!

This Shit Cracks Me Up!

Republicans have been in a death spiral for the entire Primary Season. Now the Primary is over, the General is upon us, and the Republican party is facing up to some difficult realities.

"What? We're stuck with McCain? The most unConservative, unRepublican, unRightWing, unNeoCon, unFundie in the entire Republican party and he is our only choice over a black democrat who is the product of an interracial marriage and whose middle name is Hussein and his father was a Muslim from Africa? Are you fucking kidding me? We don't even get to run against the Clintons again? Fuck! That's all we know! What are we gonna do?"

As if that weren't enough, even the Republicans trusted blacks, The Good Blacks, are turning against them.

And still they can't face the fact that maybe, JUST MAYBE, the reason the tide is turning is because they were always wrong...from the very beginning. Their whole ideology was just, fucking wrong and history is finally catching up to them as they continue to live in denial.

Greed IS NOT good. Passing laws that make rich people richer and poor people poorer IS NOT in the best interest of the country. Invading other countries, hanging their leaders, destroying their infrastructure, and trying to shove our way of life down their throats at the point of a bayonet IS NOT a successful strategy. Allowing ANY citizen of the self-purported GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD to live in poverty or go without basic health care (not just physical, but mental) IS NOT living up to the ideals set forth in the Constitution, The Declaration of Independence and The Bill of Rights.

America IS the greatest country on Earth. The problem is that too many of us suck at being Americans and tend to vote for leaders that suck even more than we do at being Americans.

Let's hope that is about to change.